Sunday, May 27, 2007

Such a nice man…..

Held what turned out to be the first day of two in our Yard Sale today.

We hardly had any visitors. Of course, there was exactly a lot of advertising, either.

So, we’ll continue tomorrow, because my motto is “if it goes poorly, keep banging your stupid head into the wall.”

How slow was it? Slow enough that I mowed the yard, then poor, wounded ankle-having neighbor Meg’s yard. That went fairly well, as the grass was only knee-high.

Then, I decided to mow Donna’s yard for her.

Waist high grass is a whole different animal. I didn’t need a mower, I needed Agent Orange.

So, I busted out the weed-eater of ridiculous power- the one that I purchased when I owned five acres of buck-brush, Scott’s broom, and pine trees.

I was going to sell in the yard sale of perpetual slowness. It was then that I realized - sometimes you just need a 4-stroke 1.5 HP brush-cutting, string trimmer strapped to your back. Even on a 50’ x 100’ city lot. So, it stays.

I weed-whacked, brush-cut, mowed, raked (lightly), then used the blower.

I told them both- I'll mow for free, but they have to rake.

As a bonus, my activities today have cemented what my neighbors would say about me if, say, I snap and start shooting people from the top of the John Jacob Astor Building.

“He was such a nice young man, we never saw it coming.”

Except Meg, who would say “Did he hit any former theater board members?”


At 8:32 AM, Blogger Auntie said...

Say what you will, do what good deeds you will, I still could see you up on that roof......if the right target came along.

At 12:28 PM, Blogger OregonCoast said...

Oh, in the grand tradition of Charles Whitman and Lee Harvey Oswald, you were also trained to shoot IN THE BELOVED CORPS! And you're right, the Hotel Eliott has that wind break around it, making it difficult to draw a bead on something without being seen...

At 2:34 PM, Anonymous walter richards said...

Getting setup without being detected is easy ... it's getting away successfully that's difficult.

Even the Secret Service admits they can't protect the President from an assassin who doesn't care about getting caught after the kill.

At 3:05 PM, Anonymous auntie said...

Walter, you are a treasure trove of information!! LOL - first the birdseed on the rv and now assassination......

At 11:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'SCOTCH' broom.

At 8:20 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Man, I want to feel the power of that weed-eater in my hands.

At 12:50 PM, Blogger Lindystar said...

I saw your link on inf.hamster. AAAAHAHAHHAH you're hilarious. It's awesome when other peoples random links actually turn out to be funny. Rare but awesome.

At 11:57 AM, Blogger OregonCoast said...

Happy Birthday, you.

At 4:17 PM, Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

37? So Your wife is a cradle robber...

Happy Birthday, Tom


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