Ahem...

Have you ever been to Astoria, Oregon?

If you approach from the west, via Highway 26/101, you will see:

Great Chief CondomHead.

All hail Great Chief CondomHead, for he has the mighty reservoir tip and is ribbed for our pleasure!

So yeah-- I’m back.

I was wrong, I'm not even close to finished.

There is just so much more to be told.